Vote T-Shirt Hell In 2004!
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We lose 3,000 on 9/11. The wtc was bombed in 93. And to this day, while 1/5
of our children don't eat, we let MORE AND MORE GOD DAMN PEOPLE
INTO THIS COUNTRY.
Can we take a 1 year break, please? Maybe we can redesign the Statue of
Liberty to stick out her middle finger.
Can we please just have time to figure out how to catch the next Atta,
instead of giving 4 more, just like him, a fucking scholarship? Does Gunther
Gigglepuss and Jean Luc Magnifique and Ashrar Hal-Al Haziz Jacobs need to
come to this country for us to survive? That's enough. No more...unless they
are hot chicks or make cool movies or can hit a baseball.
Fuck 'em all. Go to Cuba or the Bahamas. Get a tan. leave us alone until we
figure out how to weed out the current dickheads. Then we take every
criminal, pedophile and ugly person on a ship to the moon. One way ticket.
Then we'll have more vacancies. And we should charge a $200 'fuck you' fee
for every new citizen that will go to every poor embarrassed white person,
because if you are white in this country, you shouldn't be poor. If you are,
you are a douchy douchy doo and should be ashamed.
Another thing: revamp the Ghetto. Take all the low level degenerates who
piss in the elevator and sell drugs or sit on the stoop all day and tell
them they are going on vacation. Put them on ships and send them to the
gulags. Then, take the shitty run down buildings and KFCs and pawn shops
and let little arab boys blow them up so they finally get it out of their
system. Then send them to the gulags, just in case they enjoy blowing shit
up. I bet they will. You know how they are.
Then turn them into a Disneyworld. The Ghettos, not the arabs. Pay
attention.
The ghetto folk who were at least working can work there AND live there.
Hey, you get paid to LIVE in an amusement park, the MAN ain't so bad now,
ain't that right, chocolate shizzle?
Now, about the rest of the world: I think they suck. But I don't want to dr
op nukes because then people will cry and complain and piss me off and waste
my valuable masturbating/golf time. I can't have that. So what we do instead
is drop big loads of dog shit and piss on them and say "hahahaha". If they
don't like it, we drop bombs and say "Hey, is this better?" If they
complain, then we turn their countries into parking lots. My spoiled white
daughter can drive her Maserati there and I feel it's for the best anyway.
Besides, if God didn't want me to turn their country into rubble, he would
have just told me.
Now that the other countries are out of the way, I can focus on domestic
affairs. First, health care. I am healthy, and I don't care about you. As
for the economy, with less chocolate shizzles and two toothed, white, shit
kicking hicks (Oh, I forgot, we turn them into wonder bread to feed the poor
around the world), we have more money to go around...for my white corporate
buddies. And some for you, too.
So now that the economy and healthcare are taken care of. There is one more
domestic affair I must put all my attention on. Who will I fuck when my
wife isn't home? I am thinking of having a few interns. But not chubby ones,
god damnit, of course not. What kind of a person do you think I am?
Vote T-Shirt Hell in 2004!
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